A Maisy Video & Ryder Funnies

Things have been so hectic around here lately, sorry I haven’t had time to sit down and upload pictures or write about our happenings.  I’ll just keep you entertained with cute video’s of our kids instead! (atleast I think they’re cute, haha).

 

Her shirt says “Sweetest Little Sister” with a big cupcake on it.  I asked Ryder that morning “Ryder, do you think your sister is as sweet as a cupcake?” He said “Nooooo, I think she’s messy like a cupcake!” 

Okay now I feel telling more funny Ryder stories…here goes…

If we are outside and Ryder sees dandilions, you better believe he’s going to pick them for his Momma.  “Mommmmaaaaaa I got a surprise for you” as he picks “I’m pickin’ flowers for you because that’s what you do when you love your Momma” stillll pickin…”Momma do you know how much I love you?  I love you for TWO DAYS!”  Sounds about right…well more like 2 minutes these days! 

Riding in the car the other day “I love you Mom, but do you know who I don’t love??”  oh boy….”who?” “I don’t love Captain Hook.  He’s soooooo sneaky.  I should spank his A**!”  oops, maybe we need to change his taste in music to songs with no bad words.

You know what phase I have always dreaded…the “why” phase.  Being around other children growing up it always made me cringe when they started asking “why? but why? but why? because why?” because I like to have an answer for everything, so when I can’t provide an answer to someone in return it just makes me uneasy…yes even if they are 2 years old.  When it seemed that Ryder had kind of skipped over the WHY phase, I was overjoyed!  Until I realized that he just has a different form of the WHY phase.  It goes a little something like this “well what would you say if…”.  Here are some examples:

Ryder: Can I sit up front?

Me: No Buddy, it’s illegal and Mommy doesn’t want to get in trouble.

Ryder: Well what would you say if you got in trouble?

Me: Well I wouldn’t say anything because I’m not going to get in trouble.  But if a police officer saw you in the front seat I think I’d get in trouble.

Ryder: Well what would the police officer say if I sat up front?

Me: He’d probably say “Excuse me lady, your child can NOT sit up front”

Ryder: And what would you say?

Me: I’d say “oh sorry sir, my 3 year old rules my life and he really wanted to sit up here.”

Ryder: And what would he say then?

Me: I DONT KNOW RYDER BUT LETS NOT FIND OUT…GET IN THE BACK SEAT!!!!

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Me: Ryder if you have to go potty make sure you let me know.

Ryder: What would you say if I didn’t tell you?

Me: I’d say “Ryder you should have told Mommy, now you’re underwear and pants are all wet and I’m not happy.”

Ryder: And what would my friends say if I peed my pants?

Me: Well they’d probably think it was gross because you’d be wet and you might smell like pee.

Ryder: And what would Daddy say if I peed my pants?

Me: OH MY GOODNESS JUST DON’T PEE YOUR PANTSSSSS….OKAYYYYYYY???

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Me: Come on Ryder, hurry up, we’re going to be late for therapy.

Ryder: What would Miss Abby say if we were late for therapy?

Me: She’d probably say “oh no, where is Ryder? He is late.”

Ryder: And what would she say when I got there?

Me: She’d probably say “Oh, there you are Ryder, you’re late.”

Ryder: And what would Mr. Ryan say if Miss Abby told him I was late?

Me: Ummm he’d probably say “I’m sorry Miss Abby I know you probably miss Ryder, I wish he wasn’t late”.

Ryder: And what would Mr. Ryan say when I got there?

Me: WHY DO I FEED INTO THIS???? CAN YOU JUST COME ON???

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And that explains why I’ve had no time to blog.  I’m too busy talking about what I would say…instead of just saying something!