Things have been so hectic around here lately, sorry I haven’t had time to sit down and upload pictures or write about our happenings. I’ll just keep you entertained with cute video’s of our kids instead! (atleast I think they’re cute, haha).
Her shirt says “Sweetest Little Sister” with a big cupcake on it. I asked Ryder that morning “Ryder, do you think your sister is as sweet as a cupcake?” He said “Nooooo, I think she’s messy like a cupcake!”
Okay now I feel telling more funny Ryder stories…here goes…
If we are outside and Ryder sees dandilions, you better believe he’s going to pick them for his Momma. “Mommmmaaaaaa I got a surprise for you” as he picks “I’m pickin’ flowers for you because that’s what you do when you love your Momma” stillll pickin…”Momma do you know how much I love you? I love you for TWO DAYS!” Sounds about right…well more like 2 minutes these days!
Riding in the car the other day “I love you Mom, but do you know who I don’t love??” oh boy….”who?” “I don’t love Captain Hook. He’s soooooo sneaky. I should spank his A**!” oops, maybe we need to change his taste in music to songs with no bad words.
You know what phase I have always dreaded…the “why” phase. Being around other children growing up it always made me cringe when they started asking “why? but why? but why? because why?” because I like to have an answer for everything, so when I can’t provide an answer to someone in return it just makes me uneasy…yes even if they are 2 years old. When it seemed that Ryder had kind of skipped over the WHY phase, I was overjoyed! Until I realized that he just has a different form of the WHY phase. It goes a little something like this “well what would you say if…”. Here are some examples:
Ryder: Can I sit up front?
Me: No Buddy, it’s illegal and Mommy doesn’t want to get in trouble.
Ryder: Well what would you say if you got in trouble?
Me: Well I wouldn’t say anything because I’m not going to get in trouble. But if a police officer saw you in the front seat I think I’d get in trouble.
Ryder: Well what would the police officer say if I sat up front?
Me: He’d probably say “Excuse me lady, your child can NOT sit up front”
Ryder: And what would you say?
Me: I’d say “oh sorry sir, my 3 year old rules my life and he really wanted to sit up here.”
Ryder: And what would he say then?
Me: I DONT KNOW RYDER BUT LETS NOT FIND OUT…GET IN THE BACK SEAT!!!!
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Me: Ryder if you have to go potty make sure you let me know.
Ryder: What would you say if I didn’t tell you?
Me: I’d say “Ryder you should have told Mommy, now you’re underwear and pants are all wet and I’m not happy.”
Ryder: And what would my friends say if I peed my pants?
Me: Well they’d probably think it was gross because you’d be wet and you might smell like pee.
Ryder: And what would Daddy say if I peed my pants?
Me: OH MY GOODNESS JUST DON’T PEE YOUR PANTSSSSS….OKAYYYYYYY???
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Me: Come on Ryder, hurry up, we’re going to be late for therapy.
Ryder: What would Miss Abby say if we were late for therapy?
Me: She’d probably say “oh no, where is Ryder? He is late.”
Ryder: And what would she say when I got there?
Me: She’d probably say “Oh, there you are Ryder, you’re late.”
Ryder: And what would Mr. Ryan say if Miss Abby told him I was late?
Me: Ummm he’d probably say “I’m sorry Miss Abby I know you probably miss Ryder, I wish he wasn’t late”.
Ryder: And what would Mr. Ryan say when I got there?
Me: WHY DO I FEED INTO THIS???? CAN YOU JUST COME ON???
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And that explains why I’ve had no time to blog. I’m too busy talking about what I would say…instead of just saying something!