From the Mouth of Ryder

I wish I could follow Ryder around with a video camera so that I can remember all the crazy stuff he says at this age.  He knows way too many words, sometimes they come out so intelligent, and other times they leave you like…HUH?!  Both ways are just hilarious so today I decided to keep this post open and jot down some of the things he said as the day went on.

Ryder’s gonna twirl that rug up Mom. And Captain Hooks gonna take it away.  And you’re gonna say Oh NO!  And then Ryder’s gonna get some soap in Ryder’s mouth.

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Me: Ryder you need to turn off Maisy’s chair since you’re not sitting in it anymore.

Ryder: NOOOOO!

Me: Mommy asked you to do something, you need to listen.

Ryder: Okayyyyy

Ryder: The chair’s gonna say “Noooo don’t turn the chair off Ryder!”

Me: The chair cannot say that to you, now turn it OFF!

Ryder: Okay, momma do you want a kiss?

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Ryder: Momma, Ryder’s room is exactly like yours!

Me: How do you even know what that means?

Ryder: Because Mom, Ryder knows the magic words!

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Can you draw Ryder a map?  With a clubhouse and a bridge and a funky old troll and some grass?

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Wanna build blocks?  We could build Handy Manny’s workshop!  OK now we need tools: a hammer, a saw, and a drill.  Now we need to find Handy Manny (I hate when he insists on finding one tiny little toy in his whole room…but the search began).

Don’t worry Handy Manny, Momma will find you.

(Still searching…)

You can do it Mom.

(Stiiiiiill searching…)

Don’t give up Momma!

Me: I FOUND HIM RYDER!!

Good job momma!  I knew you could do it!

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Daddy: Ryder come give me a bear hug.

Ryder: Noooo!

Mommy: Ryder, that made Daddy sad!  What do you think you could do to make him feel better?

Ryder: Oh I know, a Mousketool could help us!  Everyone say “Oh Toooooodles”.  Here he comes from the light.  Now Daddy’s not sad anymore!

 

His thoughts are all over the place these days, his imagination is in full gear and all of his new favorite shows have really taken his conversations to a whole other level!  This was just a glimpse of what goes on all day long, he literally never stops talking!